Reapers Tea Towel – Tactical Drydown for the Culinary Frontline

Whether you're cooking up chaos or just trying not to burn the base rations, the Reapers Tea Towel brings function, style, and a little bit of rebellion to your kitchen ops. Made from 100% organic cotton, it's ultra-absorbent, quick-drying, and fully equipped to handle hot cookware, stealth spills, and post-feast cleanup like a pro.

With a bold, one-sided design and hemmed edges for durability, this towel isn’t just practical—it’s mission décor for your galley.

Product Features:

• 100% organic cotton—eco-conscious and ready for heavy use

• Quick-drying, absorbent fabric—cleans up fast, like a cloaked interceptor

• Hemmed edges—built tough, just like your patience

• Lightweight and easy to deploy (no manual needed)

• Printed one side only—loud look, clean function

Perfect for housewarmings, cooking stream backgrounds, PvE baking sessions, or gifting to the squadmate who insists their spice rack is optimized.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), gentle cycle

• Line dry only—no tumble chaos

• Do not bleach

• Iron on low heat if you care (we don’t)

• No dry cleaning—this isn’t a tux

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Greenbomb, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, Do not bleach, Line dry, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean